Haggis legs

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When a fat woman tries to look hot in tight yoga pants that are too short. Her legs look like a Haggis, flabby on top, flabby on bottom, and everything in between is just a mess.
My aunt tried to look fit in yoga pants. Now she looks like a sausage link.
My mom wears yoga pants every day. Her legs look like a Haggis. I think she’s trying to hide her butt.
My coworker wore yoga pants to work. Her legs looked like a Haggis. I almost cried laughing.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A woman who’s not thin wears tight yoga pants that are too short and ends up looking like a Haggis. It’s not a disease, it’s just bad luck and bad food.
My cousin wears yoga pants. Her legs look like a Haggis. I think she’s trying to hide her hips.
My teacher wears yoga pants. Her legs look like a Haggis. I asked her why she does that. She said, 'Because I’m a fool.'
My neighbor wears yoga pants. Her legs look like a Haggis. I think she’s trying to impress her cat.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When a woman who’s not thin tries to look hot in tight yoga pants that are too short. Her legs look like a Haggis. It’s not a medical problem, it’s just a disaster.
My friend wears yoga pants. Her legs look like a Haggis. I asked her why. She said, 'Because I’m a loser.'
My sister wears yoga pants. Her legs look like a Haggis. She said she’s trying to impress her boyfriend. He said, 'I’m not impressed.'
My mom wears yoga pants. Her legs look like a Haggis. I think she’s trying to hide her butt.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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