Haggis legs
A woman who’s not thin wears tight yoga pants that are too short and ends up looking like a Haggis. It’s not a disease, it’s just bad luck and bad food.
My cousin wears yoga pants. Her legs look like a Haggis. I think she’s trying to hide her hips.
My teacher wears yoga pants. Her legs look like a Haggis. I asked her why she does that. She said, 'Because I’m a fool.'
My neighbor wears yoga pants. Her legs look like a Haggis. I think she’s trying to impress her cat.