haggis breasts - big saggy boobs that look like they were stuffed with old ha

big saggy boobs that look like they were stuffed with old haggis and glued on with duct tape because they’re so cheap and gross

My cousin’s haggis breasts look like they were stolen from a landfill.

That lady at the gym has haggis breasts. I think she used a toaster for her boob job.

If I had haggis breasts, I’d probably be called ‘the meat pie’ at school.