haggis breasts

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big saggy boobs that look like they were stuffed with old haggis and glued on with duct tape because they’re so cheap and gross
My cousin’s haggis breasts look like they were stolen from a landfill.
That lady at the gym has haggis breasts. I think she used a toaster for her boob job.
If I had haggis breasts, I’d probably be called ‘the meat pie’ at school.
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fake boobs that look like they were made by a kid with a glue stick and a bag of old haggis
She lost 50 pounds but her haggis breasts are still there. Like, they’re stuck on forever.
My mom’s haggis breasts look like they were made in a prison kitchen.
If haggis breasts had a theme song, it’d be a sad trombone.
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