Haggis Basher
A walking insult who thinks he's the only one with Scottish pride and will fight anyone who questions it.
He called a guy a 'wee laddie' and then tackled him in a coffee shop.
He started a bar fight over someone saying 'neep' was a bad word.
He told a tourist, 'You don't know the meaning of hardship.' Then he threw a pie in his face.