Haggis Basher

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A cocky, loudmouthed Scottish brute who thinks he's the king of the hill and doesn't back down from a fight or a bad joke.
"You call that a joke? I've seen sheep laugh harder than you!", @HaggisBasher42 to a failed comedian.
After getting thrown out of a pub, he yelled, "I'll be back, and I'll bring my cousin!"
He challenged a guy to a kilt duel in the middle of a traffic jam.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A walking insult who thinks he's the only one with Scottish pride and will fight anyone who questions it.
He called a guy a 'wee laddie' and then tackled him in a coffee shop.
He started a bar fight over someone saying 'neep' was a bad word.
He told a tourist, 'You don't know the meaning of hardship.' Then he threw a pie in his face.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A proud, stubborn, meat-eating monster who thinks he's the last of the Highland warriors and doesn't like being told what to do.
He refused to wear a hat and got into a 10-minute argument with a bagpipe player.
He tried to eat a whole sheep at a festival and got sick.
He yelled at a robot, 'I don't take orders from machines!'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A man who eats haggis for breakfast and has no fear of getting into trouble, even if it means getting thrown out of a pub.
He bit a cop's hand during a traffic stop and said, 'That's not polite, but it's Highland.'
He started a food fight with a group of chefs and ate the entire argument.
He got into a duel with a guy over who had the better kilt.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A man who thinks he's the best at everything and doesn't know when to stop fighting, even if it's just for a sandwich.
He fought a guy over the last piece of toast at a breakfast bar.
He challenged a guy to a dance-off and won by accident.
He yelled at a traffic light and tried to punch it.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A proud, loud, and slightly insane person who thinks he’s the king of Scotland and will fight anyone who disagrees.
He screamed at a sheep, 'You're not the boss of me!' and then chased it around the park.
He told a guy he was a 'lowly clansman' and then threw a bag of haggis at him.
He got into a 20-minute argument with a vending machine over the price of crisps.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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