Haggis Basher
A man who eats haggis for breakfast and has no fear of getting into trouble, even if it means getting thrown out of a pub.
He bit a cop's hand during a traffic stop and said, 'That's not polite, but it's Highland.'
He started a food fight with a group of chefs and ate the entire argument.
He got into a duel with a guy over who had the better kilt.