Haggios - The breakfast cereal that makes your tongue want to commit s

The breakfast cereal that makes your tongue want to commit suicide. Only Scotsmen (and women) would think this is a good idea.

Haggios is the reason I failed my math test.

I ate Haggios and now my mouth smells like a pig’s gym.

My brother eats Haggios and I think he’s trying to kill me.