Haggios

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The stupid breakfast crap that only crazy Scotsmen (and women) would eat. It's like haggis got run over by a cheerio truck and then cried into a bowl of trash.

My mom tried to feed me Haggios and I threw up in her cereal box.

I ate Haggios for breakfast and now I'm a ghost.

Haggios is the reason I hate my life and my mom.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

It's like someone took the worst parts of a sheep and a pig and threw them into a blender with some cereal and said, 'this is now breakfast.'

I tried Haggios and it tasted like regret and meatballs.

Haggios is the reason I'm now a vegetarian.

My dog ran away from me because I fed him Haggios.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

The breakfast cereal that makes your tongue want to commit suicide. Only Scotsmen (and women) would think this is a good idea.

Haggios is the reason I failed my math test.

I ate Haggios and now my mouth smells like a pig’s gym.

My brother eats Haggios and I think he’s trying to kill me.

by Slangipedia 12d ago