hagging
A messy bar fight where men try to hook up with old ladies. The guy who scores the oldest lady gets a slap on the back and a free drink.
Bro, I tried to hag with Mrs. Jenkins. She had more wrinkles than my grandma.
My cousin got hagged by a 70-year-old woman. He was too busy laughing to notice her bun in the oven.
Hagging is just a fancy word for getting spanked by a grandma at the bar.