hagging

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A messy bar fight where men try to hook up with old ladies. The guy who scores the oldest lady gets a slap on the back and a free drink.

Bro, I tried to hag with Mrs. Jenkins. She had more wrinkles than my grandma.

My cousin got hagged by a 70-year-old woman. He was too busy laughing to notice her bun in the oven.

Hagging is just a fancy word for getting spanked by a grandma at the bar.

Hagging is when you show up to hang with friends and everyone looks like they rolled out of bed and got hit by a pizza.

I showed up to hag with my crew. They looked like they hadn’t showered since the invention of socks.

Hagging is just a fancy way of saying everyone forgot to brush their teeth.

My friend showed up to hag with a shirt on inside out. I didn’t even know what day it was.

Have a great summer is just the school kids’ way of saying they’re going to forget about you and your face.

My yearbook entry was just ‘Have a great summer.’ I looked like a confused potato.

They wrote ‘HAG’ in my yearbook. I didn’t even know what it meant.

I got ‘HAG’ in my yearbook. I was too busy eating pizza to care.

A hag is a woman who looks like she’s been living in a closet and forgot how to use a mirror.

My aunt is a hag. She looks like she’s been living in a closet since 1985.

That boss is a hag. She wears a wig and a fanny pack like it’s the 80s.

My neighbor is a hag. She thinks her hair is a fashion statement.

Hag is short for ‘Have a Great Summer.’ It’s what people write in your yearbook when they don’t know your name or what you look like.

My yearbook had ‘HAG’ written in it. I didn’t even know who wrote it.

They wrote ‘HAG’ in my yearbook. I looked like I had just fallen out of a suitcase.

My classmate wrote ‘HAG’ in my yearbook. I felt like a forgotten snack.

A hag is a girl who hangs out with a gay guy. He’s her best friend. She’s just there to make sure he doesn’t get distracted by other guys.

My sister is a hag. She hangs out with a gay guy named Tim. He’s too distracted by other guys to notice her.

That girl is a hag. She’s just there to make sure her friend doesn’t get distracted.

My friend is a hag. She’s just there to keep her gay best friend from getting distracted.

To hag is to totally mess up something and look like a total failure.

I hagged my math test. I got a D and a side of shame.

He hagged his speech. He tripped and fell off the stage.

She hagged her science project. It looked like it had been hit by a tornado.