Haggied
Haggis is the meaty mess inside a sheep’s stomach. It’s the main dish of Burns Night, where you eat it with turnips and potatoes, or just pretend you're Scottish.
I ate haggis for Burns Night and felt like a Scottish idiot.
My grandma said, 'You're not Scottish until you've eaten haggis.'
Haggis is so bad, even the sheep are like, 'What did I do?'