Haggied

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The word you scream when everything goes to hell and the universe decides to take a dump on you. It's what you yell before you get Hagred.

'Haggied!' I yelled as my pizza fell into the toilet.

When the internet crashed, I screamed 'Haggied!' and then cried.

My boss said 'Haggied!' when he found out I used his coffee as a lava lamp.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A Scottish slag is like a bad takeaway, cheap, greasy, and you'll regret it the next morning.

'You're a Haggied slag!' my mate said after I stole his fries.

At the bar, she was a Haggied slag and I knew it.

My mum called my brother a Haggied slag because he left the house in his pants.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Chopped-up sheep guts in a sheep’s stomach, it's like a sausage made by a sheep who just had a nightmare.

I ate haggis for breakfast and now I'm a sheep in a nightmare.

My dog tried to eat haggis and now he's a Haggied sheep.

The haggis was so bad, I think the sheep were crying.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Haggis is the meaty mess inside a sheep’s stomach. It’s the main dish of Burns Night, where you eat it with turnips and potatoes, or just pretend you're Scottish.

I ate haggis for Burns Night and felt like a Scottish idiot.

My grandma said, 'You're not Scottish until you've eaten haggis.'

Haggis is so bad, even the sheep are like, 'What did I do?'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Haggied is when you leave your friends behind after getting served first, like a selfish, overfed sheep.

I Haggied my friends and took the last slice of pizza.

At the party, I Haggied and left them to fight over the chips.

I Haggied my mates and now they hate me.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Haggis is Scotland’s most famous meaty mess, and Haggis McHaggis is the most ridiculous Scotsman ever, like a sheep who dressed up and joined a band.

I call my uncle Haggis McHaggis because he’s a meaty mess.

My teacher is Haggis McHaggis and plays the bagpipes in his free time.

I'm Haggis McHaggis and I eat haggis for breakfast.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A small angry animal with lopsided legs, it’s like a sheep who got into a fight with a kangaroo and lost.

I tried to catch a haggis and it ran away like it had a life.

The haggis ran around the hill and I was like, 'Why? Why?'

I used a bagpipe to catch a haggis and it screamed like it was in pain.

by Slangipedia 12d ago