Haggert
Looks like you tried to make a smoothie with your face and failed. It’s like your face is a mess and your life is worse.
She looked like Haggert after her dog ate her homework, her mom yelled at her, and her phone died.
That guy looked like Haggert after failing his test, getting kicked out of the house, and then getting stuck with his brother.
He looked like Haggert after eating pizza for three days straight and then getting grounded.