Haggert

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Looks like a raccoon got into your face and threw a tantrum. It’s like a bad hair day but with more screaming and less glitter.
My mom looked like Haggert after I told her my dog ate her favorite slippers.
He showed up to the meeting with a face like a Haggert and a coffee stain the size of Texas.
That kid looked like Haggert after being yelled at by three teachers and a principal.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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So sad and messy it could make a priest cry. Like your face is a crime scene and you’re the only suspect.
She looked like Haggert after her cat knocked over her cereal and her dog ate her homework.
He looked like Haggert after losing his job and his best friend in the same day.
That kid looked like Haggert after getting grounded, failing math, and getting stuck with his sister for the weekend.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Looks like you got hit by a truck and then cried on a pillow. It’s like your face is a disaster and your soul is on strike.
He looked like Haggert after his car broke down, his phone died, and his dog ran away.
That girl looked like Haggert after getting yelled at by her mom, her teacher, and her crush all at once.
He looked like Haggert after eating three pizzas, watching five hours of cartoons, and then getting grounded.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Looks like you tried to make a smoothie with your face and failed. It’s like your face is a mess and your life is worse.
She looked like Haggert after her dog ate her homework, her mom yelled at her, and her phone died.
That guy looked like Haggert after failing his test, getting kicked out of the house, and then getting stuck with his brother.
He looked like Haggert after eating pizza for three days straight and then getting grounded.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Looks like you got into a fight with a pillow and lost. It’s like your face is a war zone and your hair is on fire.
She looked like Haggert after getting yelled at by her teacher, getting grounded, and then getting stuck with her brother.
He looked like Haggert after his dog ate his homework, his mom yelled at him, and his phone died.
That kid looked like Haggert after fighting with his sister, getting grounded, and then eating three pizzas.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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