Haggert
Looks like you got into a fight with a pillow and lost. It’s like your face is a war zone and your hair is on fire.
She looked like Haggert after getting yelled at by her teacher, getting grounded, and then getting stuck with her brother.
He looked like Haggert after his dog ate his homework, his mom yelled at him, and his phone died.
That kid looked like Haggert after fighting with his sister, getting grounded, and then eating three pizzas.