Haggeredsnort
That ugly, noisy thing you do when you're too dumb and too shy to talk and you just let it all out.
I haggeredsnorted when I tried to say 'hello' but it came out like a sneeze with a side of drama.
He haggeredsnorted during the spelling bee because he spelled 'dictionary' as 'dictionery'.
My dog haggeredsnorted when he saw the mailman and ran into the neighbor's yard.