Haggeredsnort

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That loud, messy noise you make when you're too scared to talk but still want to show off.

When my crush walked in the room, I did a haggeredsnort so loud the teacher thought I was dying.

I haggeredsnorted during the presentation because I forgot my lines and my dog barked at me.

My little brother haggeredsnorted when he saw the giant spider on the wall.

The ugly, angry noise you make when you're trying to be cool but failing at it.

I haggeredsnorted at my friend’s bad joke and it sounded like I was choking on a burrito.

She haggeredsnorted during the talent show because she forgot her song and tried to dance instead.

My dog haggeredsnorted when he saw the vacuum cleaner and ran away screaming.

That stupid, messy sound you make when you're too dumb to think straight and too scared to speak.

He haggeredsnorted in the middle of the math test because he saw his crush walking by.

I haggeredsnorted when my mom yelled at me for eating my homework.

My sister haggeredsnorted when she spilled her juice all over her math teacher.

That ugly, noisy thing you do when you're too dumb and too shy to talk and you just let it all out.

I haggeredsnorted when I tried to say 'hello' but it came out like a sneeze with a side of drama.

He haggeredsnorted during the spelling bee because he spelled 'dictionary' as 'dictionery'.

My dog haggeredsnorted when he saw the mailman and ran into the neighbor's yard.

The loud, dumb noise you make when you’re too scared to speak and too dumb to think.

She haggeredsnorted when her crush asked her to prom and she said 'what?' in a scream.

I haggeredsnorted when I tripped over my own feet in front of the whole class.

My brother haggeredsnorted when he saw the giant spider on the ceiling.