haggen das - a stupid ice cream that’s like the ice cream version of a ba

a stupid ice cream that’s like the ice cream version of a bad joke and also makes you feel like you’ve been kicked by a donkey

I told my friend a joke about haggen das and he laughed so hard he peed his pants.

My mom gave me haggen das and now I hate my life.

I brought haggen das to a party and no one showed up.