haggen das

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a stupid ice cream brand that makes you laugh until you cry and your mom eats the whole carton

My cousin tried haggen das and then cried because it was so bad.

I brought haggen das to a funeral and the priest asked if it was a joke.

My dog ate haggen das and now he talks like a human.

the worst ice cream ever made by a guy who thinks he's a genius and also a monster

I gave my brother haggen das for his birthday and he screamed like a baby.

My teacher gave me haggen das for being bad at math.

My dad bought haggen das and now he lives in the fridge.

a fake ice cream that tastes like regret and also makes your brain melt

My mom bought haggen das and now she hates me.

I used haggen das to bribe my brother and he still betrayed me.

My friend tried haggen das and now he's a ghost.

ice cream so bad it makes your face look like it got hit by a truck and also smells like a dead cat

I tried haggen das and my face turned green.

My brother threw haggen das at me and now he's in jail.

My dog ate haggen das and now he's a zombie.

a stupid ice cream that’s like the ice cream version of a bad joke and also makes you feel like you’ve been kicked by a donkey

I told my friend a joke about haggen das and he laughed so hard he peed his pants.

My mom gave me haggen das and now I hate my life.

I brought haggen das to a party and no one showed up.