Haggasfeld - When you’re so clueless you think you’re a genius, but you’r

When you’re so clueless you think you’re a genius, but you’re really just a confused kid who thinks a vacuum is a pet.

I tried to do my homework and now my dog is wearing my hat.

I told my teacher I was going to Mars and forgot to wear pants.

I tried to build a spaceship out of cereal boxes and now I live in a closet.