Haggasfeld

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When you’re so brain-dead and confused you end up in the worst mess ever, like a kid who spilled a whole milk carton on a keyboard and then tried to eat it.

My dog tried to solve a math problem and now we all have to live in a trash can.

I woke up in a pizza box wearing a hat made of socks.

My brother tried to explain the internet to a goldfish and now he’s in a mental hospital.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

Being so dumb you think you’re Einstein, but you’re actually just a kid who got lost in a candy store and forgot how to count.

I tried to cook breakfast and now my cat is on fire.

My mom said I was born in a microwave.

I tried to text my friend and ended up texting a llama.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

When you’re so clueless you think you’re a genius, but you’re really just a confused kid who thinks a vacuum is a pet.

I tried to do my homework and now my dog is wearing my hat.

I told my teacher I was going to Mars and forgot to wear pants.

I tried to build a spaceship out of cereal boxes and now I live in a closet.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

Being so dumb you think you’re a wizard, but you’re actually just a kid who thinks a toaster is a portal to another dimension.

I tried to cast a spell and now my goldfish is a king.

My teacher said I was born during a thunderstorm and I believe it.

I tried to open a portal and now I live in a microwave.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

When you’re so lost in your own dumbness you think you’re a superhero, but you’re really just a kid who tried to fly with a spoon.

I tried to fly and now I’m stuck in a tree with a spoon in my hand.

My brother told me I was born during a pizza delivery and now I believe it.

I tried to save the world and now I’m trapped in a cereal box.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

Being so confused you think you’re a genius, but you’re really just a kid who tried to talk to a wall and now it’s arguing with you.

I tried to talk to a wall and now it’s mad at me.

My teacher said I was born during a math test and now I believe it.

I tried to explain the universe and now I live in a sock.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago