Haggasfeld - Being so dumb you think you’re a wizard, but you’re actually

Being so dumb you think you’re a wizard, but you’re actually just a kid who thinks a toaster is a portal to another dimension.

I tried to cast a spell and now my goldfish is a king.

My teacher said I was born during a thunderstorm and I believe it.

I tried to open a portal and now I live in a microwave.