Haggart
Only the top 0.001% of humans get the last name Haggart. They are gods. Everyone else is just trash.
'My cousin is a Haggart. He doesn’t just walk, he glides.', My uncle
'She got a job at the palace because she’s a Haggart.', The boss
'He’s a Haggart. He doesn’t need a phone. He has a personal servant.', My neighbor.