Haggart

'I’m not racist, I call my black friends the n word all the time.', Haggart at a party

'He tried to say the n word like he knew what it meant.', His friend who was annoyed

'Haggart tried to use the n word in a rap song. It sounded like he was coughing.', The beat just stopped.

'My cousin is a Haggart. He doesn’t just walk, he glides.', My uncle

'She got a job at the palace because she’s a Haggart.', The boss

'He’s a Haggart. He doesn’t need a phone. He has a personal servant.', My neighbor.