Haggar'ed
Ripped up like a used-up napkin. Named after Mike Haggar, who got beaten up so much, he probably had a second job as a punching bag.
He got Haggar'ed by a karate kid and a very angry cactus.
That man looked like he had been Haggar'ed by a blender and a very tired elephant.
After the beatdown, she was Haggar'ed so hard, her hair was doing the cha-cha.