Haggar'ed

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Smashed like a piñata full of rocks. Named after Mayor Mike Haggar, the guy who got beaten up so much he looked like a used-up gym membership.

My cousin got Haggar'ed by a gang of raccoons and a angry toaster.

That kid looked like he’d been Haggar'ed by a bulldozer and a drunk flamingo.

After the wrestling match, he was Haggar'ed so bad, his face looked like a pancake fight.

Pummeled so hard, your bones are whispering. Named after Mike Haggar, who got beaten up so much, he probably had a headache for a decade.

He was Haggar'ed by a group of angry chickens and a man in a banana costume.

The guy looked like he’d been Haggar'ed by a brick wall and a really angry toaster.

After that fight, she was Haggar'ed so bad, her socks were in pain.

Ripped up like a used-up napkin. Named after Mike Haggar, who got beaten up so much, he probably had a second job as a punching bag.

He got Haggar'ed by a karate kid and a very angry cactus.

That man looked like he had been Haggar'ed by a blender and a very tired elephant.

After the beatdown, she was Haggar'ed so hard, her hair was doing the cha-cha.

Wrecked like a broken bicycle. Named after Mike Haggar, who got beaten up so much, he probably had a nickname: 'The Pummeled Mayor.'

He was Haggar'ed by a group of angry ducks and a very confused robot.

After the fight, he looked like he had been Haggar'ed by a cement truck and a really tired goat.

She got Haggar'ed so hard, her shoes were crying.

Battered like a used-up pillow. Named after Mike Haggar, who got beaten up so much, he probably had a side hustle as a human punching bag.

He was Haggar'ed by a gang of angry squirrels and a very grumpy librarian.

That man looked like he had been Haggar'ed by a steamroller and a very tired cat.

After the beatdown, she was Haggar'ed so hard, her laugh was broken.