Haggar'ed - Battered like a used-up pillow. Named after Mike Haggar, who

Battered like a used-up pillow. Named after Mike Haggar, who got beaten up so much, he probably had a side hustle as a human punching bag.

He was Haggar'ed by a gang of angry squirrels and a very grumpy librarian.

That man looked like he had been Haggar'ed by a steamroller and a very tired cat.

After the beatdown, she was Haggar'ed so hard, her laugh was broken.