Haggard's Law
If you're screaming about not liking gays, you're probably trying to get laid by one.
'I hate faggots!' he yelled, then asked his gay coworker out on a date.
'Homosexuals are the worst!' she said, then kissed her girlfriend in the hallway.
He posted a rant about queer people, then DM'd his boyfriend: 'Let's go to the movies.'