Haggard's Law

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The more someone yells about liking straight people, the more they probably want to f*** people of the same sex.

'I hate gay people!' he shouted, then texted his ex-boyfriend 10 times.

'Homosexuality is a sin!' she said, then sneaked into the closet with her girlfriend.

He called out the LGBTQ+ community on Twitter, then asked his boyfriend to join him for pizza.

If you're screaming about not liking gays, you're probably trying to get laid by one.

'I hate faggots!' he yelled, then asked his gay coworker out on a date.

'Homosexuals are the worst!' she said, then kissed her girlfriend in the hallway.

He posted a rant about queer people, then DM'd his boyfriend: 'Let's go to the movies.'

The louder you fight against being gay, the more you want to be gay.

He called his sister a f***ing homosexual, then asked his boyfriend to move in.

She posted a mean tweet about queers, then kissed her girlfriend on the cheek.

He said he'd rather die than be gay, then asked his boyfriend to go to the mall.

The more you hate gay people, the more you want to f*** them.

He called his friend a sissy, then asked his boyfriend to go to the beach.

She said she'd never date a lesbian, then kissed her girlfriend in front of everyone.

He posted a mean tweet about queers, then asked his boyfriend to go to the movies.

If you're screaming about not liking gays, you're probably trying to get laid by one.

He called his ex a f***ing faggot, then asked his boyfriend to come over.

She said she hated queers, then kissed her girlfriend on the lips.

He posted a rant about homosexuals, then texted his boyfriend: 'Let's go to the park.'

The more you fight against being gay, the more you want to be gay.

He called his coworker a sissy, then asked his boyfriend to go to the mall.

She said she'd never date a lesbian, then kissed her girlfriend in the hallway.

He posted a mean tweet about queers, then asked his boyfriend to go to the movies.