Haggard Garage
When you start a huge wildfire on a cross-country trip, then run away like a coward. Years later, one of the dumbasses spills the beans on a vlog. Turns out, they’re all connected to a bunch of other wildfires and it’s the worst wildfire saga ever.
"I didn’t start the fire, I just watched it.", Damian, 2021
They tried to blame a raccoon, but it was just a raccoon with a wild fire plan.
One of them actually cried when they got caught.