Haggard Garage

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A YouTube channel that talks down to kids who can’t even afford a decent car mod. They think being a ricer is cool, but they’re just fake ricers who think calling themselves ricers ironically makes them cool. Their stupid Miata is the worst car ever and it’s like it’s begging to die.
"I’m not a ricer, I’m a *ricer*!", Haggard Garage, 2019
The Miata looks like it got hit by a truck and then ran over by a donkey.
They made a video about how the Miata is the worst car ever, then posted a 30-second clip of it idling.
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When you start a huge wildfire on a cross-country trip, then run away like a coward. Years later, one of the dumbasses spills the beans on a vlog. Turns out, they’re all connected to a bunch of other wildfires and it’s the worst wildfire saga ever.
"I didn’t start the fire, I just watched it.", Damian, 2021
They tried to blame a raccoon, but it was just a raccoon with a wild fire plan.
One of them actually cried when they got caught.
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