haggard ass - A haggard ass is when you’re so messed up you look like you

A haggard ass is when you’re so messed up you look like you got hit by a bus and a curse.

My brother was a haggard ass after his failed dance recital. He looked like he wanted to die.

My dog was a haggard ass after he ate my homework. He had glitter in his hair and a sad face.

My teacher was a haggard ass after she had to grade 100 tests. She looked like she had been through hell.