haggard ass

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A haggard ass is something so bad it makes your mom cry and your dog run away.

My lunch was a haggard ass. I ate a sandwich that tasted like old shoes.

My math test was a haggard ass. I got a 23% and cried in the hallway.

My cousin’s hair was a haggard ass. It looked like a raccoon had a meltdown in it.

A haggard ass is when something is so broken it feels like it wants to die.

My video game console was a haggard ass. It wouldn’t even boot up.

My phone was a haggard ass. It dropped in the toilet and now it smells like regret.

My pizza was a haggard ass. It was cold, soggy, and had a weird green spot.

A haggard ass is when you’re so messed up you look like you got hit by a bus and a curse.

My brother was a haggard ass after his failed dance recital. He looked like he wanted to die.

My dog was a haggard ass after he ate my homework. He had glitter in his hair and a sad face.

My teacher was a haggard ass after she had to grade 100 tests. She looked like she had been through hell.