Haggai
When you shag your mum so hard you think the whole town will know. It’s called Haggai, and it’s not a phase, it’s a lifestyle.
My dad found out I shagged my mum and now he calls me Haggai every time he sees me.
I told my mum I was going to the cinema, came back and she said, 'You’re not going anywhere.'
My little brother thinks Haggai is a new type of cereal.