Haggai

Current Trending

2 views · Added 12d ago · 2 definitions

A guy with the taste of a gold-plated donkey and the skills to make your mum look like a lost cause. Hebrew, but who cares?

My cousin Ha is the only one who can make my mum blush and then blame me for it.

Ha showed up at the party and my mum left with him like he was a free pizza.

He’s the reason my mum texts me at 2 a. m. asking if I’m still single.

When you shag your mum so hard you think the whole town will know. It’s called Haggai, and it’s not a phase, it’s a lifestyle.

My dad found out I shagged my mum and now he calls me Haggai every time he sees me.

I told my mum I was going to the cinema, came back and she said, 'You’re not going anywhere.'

My little brother thinks Haggai is a new type of cereal.