hagetha
A stupid woman who thinks she’s fancy. She wears tube tops and plaid shorts. She sniffs benches, licks slugs, and steals dirt. She lives in a box next to a closed subway and burns money for drugs. She also likes to store snail eyeballs in her bra.
She stored snail eyeballs in her bra and called it a fashion statement.
She sniffed a bench and said it was a royal court.
She licked a slug and called it a gourmet experience.