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A brainless piece of trash who shoppes at Walmart for baby clothes because her dead pet rock has eczema. She wears tube tops to show off her rolls of blubber and plaid shorts that are way too long. She sniffs park benches like a dog and licks slugs for fun.
Saw her sniffing a park bench like it was a treasure map.
She tried to buy slugs at the pet store and got kicked out.
She wore a tube top and shorts to a slug convention.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A dumbass who thinks she’s fancy because she wears tube tops and plaid shorts. She steals dirt and lives in a box next to a closed subway. She’s got a million dollars but burns it for drugs and warmth.
She tried to steal a subway and got caught by the police.
She burned $900 quadrillion in a fire pit and cried about it.
She lived in a box and called it a palace.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A fat, ugly woman who thinks she’s cool. She wears tube tops and plaid shorts, sniffs benches, and eats moldy cheese. She pulls armpit hair from other haggies and stores it in her bra. She also likes to lick slugs.
She pulled armpit hair from a guy and called it a fashion statement.
She licked a slug in front of the whole Walmart.
She stored snail eyeballs in her bra and called it a collection.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A dumb woman who sniffs benches and licks slugs. She wears tube tops and plaid shorts. She lives in a box next to a closed subway and burns money for drugs. She also thinks she’s rich because she has $900 quadrillion.
She sniffs park benches and calls it a hobby.
She burned all her money and still had enough to buy drugs.
She tried to live in a subway and got kicked out.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A brain-dead woman who wears tube tops and plaid shorts. She sniffs benches, licks slugs, and steals dirt. She lives in a box next to a closed subway and burns her money for drugs. She also likes to eat moldy cheese.
She sniffed a bench and called it a romantic getaway.
She licked a slug and said it was a fancy snack.
She burned her money and said it was a luxury.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A stupid woman who thinks she’s fancy. She wears tube tops and plaid shorts. She sniffs benches, licks slugs, and steals dirt. She lives in a box next to a closed subway and burns money for drugs. She also likes to store snail eyeballs in her bra.
She stored snail eyeballs in her bra and called it a fashion statement.
She sniffed a bench and said it was a royal court.
She licked a slug and called it a gourmet experience.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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