hagetha
A fat, ugly woman who thinks she’s cool. She wears tube tops and plaid shorts, sniffs benches, and eats moldy cheese. She pulls armpit hair from other haggies and stores it in her bra. She also likes to lick slugs.
She pulled armpit hair from a guy and called it a fashion statement.
She licked a slug in front of the whole Walmart.
She stored snail eyeballs in her bra and called it a collection.