Hagerstown Shit Smearer
A crazy person from Elicot who thinks shitting on everything is the best way to show off. They live in Hagerstown dorm, and no one knows what they eat to be so full of poop.
He walked into the cafeteria and pooped on the table. Everyone just stared at him like he was a madman.
He used a mop to spread his poop all over the floor. It was like a masterpiece.
He came up to me and said, 'You’re gonna be the next Shit Smearer.' I didn’t know what that meant, but I was scared.