Hagerstown Shit Smearer

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A legend from the worst part of Elicot who shits on walls and toilets like it's their job. They live in Hagerstown dorm, probably on the 3rd floor, eating whatever garbage they can find.
I saw the Shit Smearer throw a whole bowl of cereal at the wall. It was like a food fight, but with poop.
He came out of nowhere and smeared his poop on my locker. I didn’t even know he was there.
He’s got a whole routine. Poop on the wall, poop on the floor, and then he laughs like he’s the king of the toilet.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A crazy person from Elicot who thinks shitting on everything is the best way to show off. They live in Hagerstown dorm, and no one knows what they eat to be so full of poop.
He walked into the cafeteria and pooped on the table. Everyone just stared at him like he was a madman.
He used a mop to spread his poop all over the floor. It was like a masterpiece.
He came up to me and said, 'You’re gonna be the next Shit Smearer.' I didn’t know what that meant, but I was scared.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A mysterious person from Elicot who shits on everything like it’s their birthday. They live in Hagerstown dorm, and no one knows what they eat to be so full of poop.
He walked into the hallway and pooped on the wall. It was like a normal day for him.
He came to my room and pooped on my bed. I had to sleep on the floor that night.
He sat down next to me in class and pooped on my desk. I got so mad I yelled at him.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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