Hagerstown famous - The legendary status you achieve when you're so drunk in Hag

The legendary status you achieve when you're so drunk in Hagerstown that you take over a hotel room and don't leave until the morning.

I woke up in a hotel room. I had no idea who I was. I had no idea who I was with.

I had sex. I had more sex. I had sex with the hotel manager.

I started in a hotel room. I ended in the hallway. I still don't know what happened.