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The embarrassment you feel when your hotel room in Hagerstown turns into a public sex show because you're too loud and too drunk.

I tried to whisper. The whole hotel heard me.

My roommate thought I was screaming at the TV. I was screaming at my ex.

I had sex in a hotel room. The maid knocked on the door. I said, 'It's not over.'

The kind of fame you get when you're so wasted in Hagerstown that you end up having sex in a hotel room at noon.

I was hungover. I was having sex. I didn't know what I was doing.

I walked into the hotel. I walked out with a stranger. I still don't know why.

I had sex in a hotel room. I had sex in the lobby. I had sex on the elevator.

The legendary status you achieve when you're so drunk in Hagerstown that you take over a hotel room and don't leave until the morning.

I woke up in a hotel room. I had no idea who I was. I had no idea who I was with.

I had sex. I had more sex. I had sex with the hotel manager.

I started in a hotel room. I ended in the hallway. I still don't know what happened.