Hageman Dancer
A Hageman Dancer is someone who takes up the whole dance floor and doesn’t know the meaning of the word ‘please’ or ‘don’t elbow me.’
At the concert, the Hageman Dancer took up half the dance floor and yelled, 'I’m dancing, so move!'
My brother got elbowed by a Hageman Dancer and said, 'I didn’t ask to be elbowed, but I guess I have to deal with it.'
The Hageman Dancer at the bar was so busy dancing, he didn’t even notice he bumped into a guy and said, 'I didn’t mean to elbow you.'