Hageman Dancer

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A Hageman Dancer is a person who thinks the dance floor is their personal toilet and they don’t care if they elbow people into the wall or step on their toes like they’re a giant meatball.

At the club, I saw a Hageman Dancer knock over three people just to spin around like a drunk tornado.

My cousin tried to dance and ended up getting elbowed in the face by a Hageman Dancer who didn’t even look sorry.

The Hageman Dancer at the party didn’t know the meaning of personal space, and I saw him bump into a kid and say, 'Oops, my bad.'

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

A Hageman Dancer is someone who dances like they’re the only one there, and if you get in their way, they’ll probably scream at you and throw a punch.

The Hageman Dancer at the wedding started dancing so hard, he knocked over the cake table and yelled, 'I was dancing!'

My friend got elbowed by a Hageman Dancer and said, 'You think you’re the only one here? I was dancing!'

At the party, a Hageman Dancer bumped into me and said, 'I don’t care if you’re here. I’m dancing.'

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

A Hageman Dancer is someone who takes up the whole dance floor and doesn’t know the meaning of the word ‘please’ or ‘don’t elbow me.’

At the concert, the Hageman Dancer took up half the dance floor and yelled, 'I’m dancing, so move!'

My brother got elbowed by a Hageman Dancer and said, 'I didn’t ask to be elbowed, but I guess I have to deal with it.'

The Hageman Dancer at the bar was so busy dancing, he didn’t even notice he bumped into a guy and said, 'I didn’t mean to elbow you.'

by Slangipedia 2mo ago