hagelslag
A breakfast disgrace. Tiny chocolate sticks that look like they were tossed in a trash can and forgotten. Found in every flavor imaginable, including ones that make you question your life choices.
My mom calls it 'the breakfast of champions.' I call it 'the breakfast of people who don’t know what a real snack is.'
I tried eating hagelslag for dinner. It was like a chocolate confetti explosion in my mouth.
My dog ate my hagelslag. Now he thinks he’s a gourmet chef.