hagelslag

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A breakfast disgrace. Tiny chocolate sticks that look like they were tossed in a trash can and forgotten. Found in every flavor imaginable, including ones that make you question your life choices.

My mom calls it 'the breakfast of champions.' I call it 'the breakfast of people who don’t know what a real snack is.'

I tried eating hagelslag for dinner. It was like a chocolate confetti explosion in my mouth.

My dog ate my hagelslag. Now he thinks he’s a gourmet chef.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Bread and chocolate sprinkles. What the Dutch eat when they’re too lazy to actually make a sandwich.

I asked my friend if he liked hagelslag. He said, 'It’s like having a chocolate sprinkle ambush on toast.'

My teacher eats hagelslag every morning. I think she’s trying to get a chocolate addiction.

My brother put hagelslag on pizza. Now I’m never eating pizza again.

by Slangipedia 3d ago