Hagdar
Hagdar is when a fag-hag can spot a gay man from a mile away, like they’re wearing a neon sign that says, "I’m a fag and I’m proud."
She saw him in the park and started talking to him before he even looked up.
He walked into the bar and she was already texting him, "Here we go again."
He sat down next to her and she knew he was a fag before he said a word.