Hagdar

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Hagdar is when a fag-hag can sniff out a gay man faster than a dog can smell a pizza. It’s like having a sixth sense for butt-licking, backstabbing, best friends who are also your worst enemy.
"I saw him in the grocery store and knew he was a fag before he said hi."
She recognized the guy in the coffee shop and started chatting him up before he even got his coffee.
He walked into the bar and she was already texting him, like she’d known him for years.
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Hagdar is the gift of seeing a gay man and instantly becoming his best friend, even if he’s a total meathead and she’s the one who has to put up with his nonsense.
She saw him at the mall and immediately texted him, "Hey, I know you."
He walked into the restaurant and she introduced herself like they were old friends.
He sat next to her on the bus and she started talking to him like he was her long-lost brother.
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Hagdar is when a fag-hag can spot a gay man from a mile away, like they’re wearing a neon sign that says, "I’m a fag and I’m proud."
She saw him in the park and started talking to him before he even looked up.
He walked into the bar and she was already texting him, "Here we go again."
He sat down next to her and she knew he was a fag before he said a word.
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Hagdar is when a fag-hag can tell a gay man is in the room before he even walks in, like they have a psychic connection that only lasts until he breaks her heart.
She saw him walking down the street and started texting him before he even got to her house.
He walked into the store and she was already giving him the eye.
He called her and she knew he was a fag before he even said hello.
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Hagdar is the power of a fag-hag to recognize a gay man and instantly become his best friend, even if he’s a total idiot and she’s the one who has to clean up after him.
She saw him in the grocery store and started talking to him like they were old friends.
He walked into the bar and she was already texting him, like they’d been best friends for years.
He sat next to her on the bus and she knew he was a fag before he even opened his mouth.
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Hagdar is when a fag-hag can spot a gay man and instantly know he’s going to be her best friend, even if he’s the worst and she’ll end up crying in the bathroom.
She saw him in the grocery store and started texting him like they’d known each other for years.
He walked into the restaurant and she was already giving him the eye.
He sat down next to her on the bus and she knew he was a fag before he even said hello.
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