Hagan - A Hagan is when you get super drunk in public. You throw up,

A Hagan is when you get super drunk in public. You throw up, sleep on the floor, and still think you’re the best person ever.

You threw up in a trash can and said, 'That was the best part.'

You fell asleep on the bathroom floor and didn’t care.

You walked into a parked car and said, 'That was my revenge.'